babyferaligator: haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
lnfamy: sexting is so weird i did it once and the guy was getting really into it and i was eating a pack of doritos and playing final fantasy
koolaidicecubes: gayleaf: I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall* *has angry sex with the hole*
coopercomeback: brbjellyfishing: What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister we really need to sleep more on this site
fefeferi: when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
tonyfromstatefarm: in your girl’s pussy like
wisdomspearl: moriarty: do you ever unpack eggs and just realize how perfect they are? perfectly smooth and round. a brilliant white color. breathtaking. I HEAR YOU THINK EGGS ARE SEXY SO I DREW YOU SOME SEXY EGGS.
cosmo tip #655
expertcosmotips: need a quick and easy breakup plan? pretend you don’t know who he is
dicksp8jr: yue-the-tianlong: silvermoon424: ...
I never understood why some guys are inclined to...
brittanyschoice: wehidebehindstars: Like… She’s not the only one doing the sex. You are also doing the sex. YOU ARE ALSO DOING THE SEX. HOW CAN YOU JUDGE HER FOR DOING THE SEX WHEN YOU ARE DOING THE SEX ALSO.
goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence